Říjen 2011

Úvodní píseň

31. října 2011 v 15:16 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
It's cold outside,
there's no kind of atmosphere.
I'm all alone,
more or less.
Let me fly,
far away from here.
Fun, fun, fun,
in the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie,
shipwrecked and comatose.
Drinking fresh,
mango juice.
Goldfish shoals,
nibbling at my toes.
Fun, fun, fun,
in the sun, sun, sun.
Fun, fun, fun,
in the sun, sun, sun.
-originální song má i další sloky
I'll pack my bags,
and head into hyperspace.
Where I'll succeed,
at time-warp speed.
Spend my days,
in ultraviolet rays.

Fun, fun, fun,
in the sun, sun, sun.

We'll lock on course,
straight through the universe.
You and me,
and the galaxy.
Reach the stage,
where hyperdrive's engaged.

Fun, fun, fun,
in the sun, sun, sun.
Fun, fun, fun,
in the sun, sun, sun.

Tongue tied

31. října 2011 v 15:15 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)

My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom boom boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey huey huey)
It all really tells me something

Girl you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
You make me feel a clown, girl

Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied)
tongue tied
Why can't I hear you clearly? (clearly)
Tied Tied Tongue Tongue (Tongue Tied Tongue Tied)
Whenever you're around

I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancing)
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
And when I tried to speak to ya (talk talk)
My tongue unraveled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)

I tried to say I love you (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
Nuh mur nuh murh ni nong nurl

'Cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me)
Annuby annuby (Annurbee Annurbee)
Annuby annuby (Annurbee Annurbee)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
my trousers they go brown girl

Yes you make me anubee nigee (anagee nug)
Tongue tied, why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Adobbee durgle Adobbee durgle (tied tongue tied tongue)
Whenever you're around

Oh I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day

I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue tied whenever you are near me (near me)
Anunny nummy (murmmy murmmy)
Anunny nummy (murmmy murmmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown girl

Yes you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
Ningy-nongy, why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around girl…

Rimmerův song

31. října 2011 v 15:14 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
Kdo vytáhne tě z nesnází ?
Kdo hrdinně život nasadí ?
Kdo vaši misi zachrání ?

Volej Arnolda Rimmera,
bez něj život samá chmura.

Kdo mužnější je Herkula ?
Kdo nikdy nespí doma ?

Chtěj Arnolda Rimmera !

Na koho se spoléhá ?
Nikdy ne na Yula Brynnera,
Arnie předčí toho plešouna.

Kdo vtipem a bonmoty hýří ?
Kdo direktivy z hlavy umí ?
Není většího génia,
než Arnolda Rimmera.

Není lepšího plavce,
a karetního borce
Vždy vítaného hráče,
Arnolda Rimmera.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless come what may,
Without him the mission would go astray,

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him, life would be much grimmer,
He's handsome, trim, and no-one's slimmer,
He will never need a zimmer.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
More reliable than a garden strimmer,
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
His command of space directives is uncanny,
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
He's also a fantastic swimmer,
And if you play your cards right,
then he just might come round for dinner!

He´s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
No rines have now a part from quimmer,
He …… out before we … to stimmer,
Fay out, you stupid blimmer!


Arnieho sbor mazáků

31. října 2011 v 15:13 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
Elvis: My jsme parta drsňáků!
Sbor: Arnieho sbor mazáků.
Elvis: Zabíjení je náš hit.
Sbor: Náš cíl život položit.
Hej hou, hej há hů,
hej há, hej já hů.
Elvis: Arnie sbor mazáků.
Héj. Héj.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Elvis: We are tough and we are mean!
Troups: Arnie Rimmer`s death machine.
Elvis: All we do as kill and slay.
Troups: Don`t care if we get blown away.
A R Hay Hi He.
A R Hay Hi He.
Elvis: Arnie Rimmer's Death machineeeeen
aeeeen aeeeen.


Píseň na pohřbu George MacIntyra

31. října 2011 v 15:12 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
Well I saw my baby walkin',
With another man today,
Well I saw my baby walkin'
With another man today.
When I asked her "What's the matter?"
This is what I heard her say.

See you later alligator,
After 'while, crocodile.
See you later alligator,
After 'while, crocodile.
Can't you see you're in my way now?
Don't you know you cramp my style?

When I thought of what she told me,
Nearly made me lose my head,
When I thought of what she told me,
Nearly made me lose my head.
But the next time that I saw her,
Reminded her of what she said.

She said, "I'm sorry, pretty daddy,
You know my love is just for you."
She said, "I'm sorry, pretty daddy,
You know my love is just for you,
Won't you say that you'll forgive me,
And say your love for me is true."

I said, "Wait a minute, 'gator,
I know you mean't it just for play."
I said, "Wait a minute, 'gator,
I know you mean't it just for play.
Don't you know you really hurt me,
And this is what I have to say."

Sbor:
See you later alligator, after 'while crocodile,
See you later alligator,
So long, that's all,
Goodbye.


Písničky z Rimmerovích smrtozenin

31. října 2011 v 15:11 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
* Ukaž mi cestu domů,
jsem znaven, takže vzhůru do prachu.
(Show me the way to go home.
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.)

* Já pil a pil a pil,
jednu za druhou,
abych oslavil Rimmerovu smrt.
(I had a little drink,
about an hour ago,
to celebrate Rimmer's death)




Hollyho písnička

31. října 2011 v 15:09 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf
*Já teď jsem sám, jen sám. Volba zemřít, či s vámi žít, co dál?
Komu, komu jen se svěřit mám, jen sám. Jsem sám…
(I'll say goodbye to love, No one really cared if I should live or die,
Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by...)


Rimmerovi písničky

31. října 2011 v 14:59 | Marky |  Red Dwarf
* Já jsem beránek zbloudilý
a hodný a...
jsem a moh jsem být,
jen tebe po svém boku mít.
(I am a little lamb,
lost in the wood,
maybe I could,
really be good,
with someone to watch over me.)

* Jednou budem dál,
jednou budem dál.
Já ví-i-í-i-ím.

Listerovi písničky

31. října 2011 v 14:57 | Marky |  Red Dwarf
* Na Ganymede a Titan,
i já letěl tam.
Města pořád stejná,
jen jedno z nich v srdci mám.
Lunar, město sedmé,
tam nám bude fajn.

(To Ganymede and Titan,
Yes, sir, I've been around,
But there ain't no place
In the whole of Space,
Like that good ol' toddlin' town...
Lunar City Seven,
You're my idea of heaven.
Out of ten, you score eleven,
You good ol' artificial terra-formed,
settlement...)

* ...plutonium sám a sám doloval ve vesmíru starý horník se svou dcerou Clementine
(...on an asteroid, excavating for a mine, lived an old plutonium miner and his daughter, Clementine.)

* Odešlas mi v dál,
chvilku jsem brečel pak chvilku se smál.
Nevím, jak žít, jak se dá,
Tys láska má.
Já.
(She`s out of my life.
She`s out of my life.
And I don`t know whether to laugh or cry)

* Já láskou vzplál jsem k tobě,
však leží dávno v hrobě.
Už patřím zas jen sobě,
já jsem už sám.
(Our love I tried to kindle,
like firelight it dwindled.
Now I wonder when this wind`ll
ever stop.)

* Ohmmmmmmm, ohmmmmmmmm, ohmmmmmmmmm,
ohmmmmm, ohmmmmm, ohmmmmmmmmmmm.
(Ohmmmmmmm, ohmmmmmmmm, ohmmmmmmmmm,
ohmmmmm, ohmmmmm, ohmmmmmmmmmmm.)

*Jsi má radost, slunce zář,
úúú.
A kroužit na věky budu já,
úúú.
(You are the sunshine of my life,
ooo-ooh.
That`s why I`ll always be around,
ooo-ooh.)


Rozvrh

3. října 2011 v 15:24 | Maggie |  Red Dwarf